Alice Cooper is coming to Kingston, playing the decrepit Memorial Centre on October 18th, according to Stillepost.

We suppose it’s hard to retain your heavy-metal bad-boy status when you’re pushing sixty. And we respect that he’s still touring. But honestly, couldn’t he try just a touch harder? C’mon, polo shirts and plaid pants? A Republican Party membership? Frikkin’ golf?  Sheesh.

From MSNBC:

“Cooper, who spends about seven months of the year at home in suburban Paradise Valley, said that when he walks off the stage, ‘I’m going back to Phoenix, play golf, work on [Christian teen centre] Solid Rock, go shopping and do everything that a father and a husband’s supposed to do.’”