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[ 1/25/2006 ]

11:24:00 PM
The Parental Affection Chip On The Harper Unit Is Malfunctioning Again  
We just got an email from the student intern at our work, who's something of an avid politics-watcher. She draws our attention to the fact that Stephen Harper drops his kids off at school not with a hug, but with a handshake. No wonder Canadians can't get behind this guy: "Ben, have a great day at public school. You're a hell of an asset to the organization. Your mother said as much at our last annual general meeting."
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