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[ 6/4/2004 ]

2:58:57 PM
Adieu, Homeslice!  
So, the Optimuscrime Leadership Summit 2004 has officially drawn to a close with this afternoon's departure of Optimus-Hfx. Significant progress was made on the bagel-eating front, but an impasse remains on several matters, including the contentious grey sweatsuit issue. Highlights of the Summit:
  • Being mistaken for members of some sort of straight-edge street-gang
  • Braaaaaaaaiiiiiddddd (!!)
  • The discovery of cast-off velvet paintings on rue Queen-Mary (later presented as Optimuscrime ambassadorial gifts to Halifax expat and Letlown Mackenzie Ogilvie)
  • A tour of the Serigraphe Populaire magic factory studio, guided by the insane Seripop geniuses themselves.
  • Casa Del Popolo hoedown. (Hoo-ee!)
  • Frighteningly realistic-tasting though texturally suspect coconut bacon at Aux Vivres
The next meeting of the Optimuscrime executive will take place 08-13 July 2004 at 6015 Willow Street, the Official Residence of Optimuscrime-Hfx, home of Team Willow, and publishers of the venerable 6015 Explosion. Optimuscrime-Ktown will rather unfortunately be on Official Scientific Biznass in the Canadian Arctic, but a all-blogger teleconference via spotty satellite phone is expected.
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